Contents
A Goblet of Poison (Introduction)
If You Go Down to the Woods Today (Sleeping Beauty)
The Man in the Navy Bentley (Stone Soup)
The Platinum Hamburger (The Tinder Box)
Belle in Bed (Red Riding Hood)
Harold Taylor is my Name (Rumplestiltskin)
The Girl Who Almost Slept in her Car (Cinderella)
The Red-Soled Shoes (The Red Shoes)
The Tiger Sofa (The Princess and the Pea)
The Emperor of New York (Beauty and the Beast)
The Brown Swan (The Ugly Duckling)
Wishy, Washy, Whooshy (Ali Baba)
The House on 78th Street (Hansel and Gretyl)
The Last Ten (The Ant and the Grasshopper)
The Deep Blue Serum (The Emperor's New Clothes)
The Beanstalk Country (Jack and the Beanstalk)
All There Is (The Nightingale)
Broken English (The Little Mermaid)
A Creature of Habit (Bluebeard)
Just Right (Goldilocks and the Three Bears)
All characters appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.